I like dealing with practical women. Which, today, seems only a trait of those over 40. I generally don't like people who will tell everyone what they themselves are; Instead, let me tell you what I'm not - I'm not a pervert, not a jerk, not mean, not quick-tempered, not violent, not abusive, not controlling, not needy, not obsessed with sex, not limp, not gay, not dirty, not infected, not lazy, not conceited, not rich, not a whiner, not a wuss, not a bully, not insulting, not judgemental, not gonna keep writting these... What I will say about myself, is that I'll make you laugh and smile, and I take great sitisfaction in treating a woman like a lady. And whatever we wind-up doing together - just keeping it casual or sharing something special - its still a chance to start things off right, right? If you're still reading this and not rolling your eyes, then I think I'll like you. Wanna give things a try?

My Ideal Person I'm looking for a gal who is pragmatic enough to say whatever is on her mind at the time, even if she's not sure how to say it. I would also like to find a woman who, like me, thinks that the cost of a few minutes and messages - in exchange for knowing what someone is all about -

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, My desk at work, A hotel room, No particular place, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I've often imagined fucking Emma Stone and Holly Hunter.
Only because I have a thing for chicks with unusual speech
patterns... accents/lisps/etc.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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