That, at least is what I keep telling myself. LOL. But I base my life on that saying, especially now that I am getting older. Hello ladies. My name is Ken Yes, I am a cynical generation Xer. I guess much of my take on life now that I am a 40- something is like what Billy Squier said many years back- " Spread the evolution both far and wide. Keep the contributions by your side. Stroke me- Stroke me. and so on... " Now I hasten to add that I listen occasionally to that nighttime radio talk show host, Michael Savage. Between rages, Dr. Savage can make some good points. But one of my favorites is that theories about evolution do not ALWAYS have to be MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE with theories about God. I must say that this view fits my own better than ANYONE'S out there right now in early 2010s America. After all, what is to say that there is some Supreme Being who created something ( whether the earth or the universe ) but then let it EVOLVE. Or God gave us Free Will in order to make Choices? But is this entity Omnipotent, omniscient, and perfectly good. I could be sold possibly one any two but definitely NOT ALL 3!!! Anyway, I guess as a cynical gen X guy, I have recently concluded that I'd like to get maybe to 60 - 80 and be able to look back and say that I did okay and am satisfied with what I have done with my life, and also in my lifetime. I'll never use the words trustworthy and institution in the same sentence. That goes double as may be obvious now for churches, but also those self serving institutions of higher learning ( i. e. 98 % of all colleges ) . I mean, when Harvard University owns 7 million ACRES of TIMBERLAND yet tells me I need to save the trees, trust is not a word that comes to mind. Alas, I could give a score of examples, but that is one of the more glaring contradictions that is out there now. I tend to have a really WEIRD and often SELF- DEPRECATING HUMOR. One thing my father and I had in common is that we often unwittingly may hurt someone's feelings or otherwise upset them with our humor. I guess I can be naive about some things, but am very well rounded on others. But suffice it to say I have had a somewhat sheltered life. I just earned a BS in Accounting from UMSL on May 19, 2013. So, OFFICIALLY, I am now full of BS. LOL. Anyway, I guess I like classic rock like old Rush, Pink Floyd, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Styx, Kansas, Kiss, Ted Nugent, or Judas Priest , but then I like some southern rock like Lynard Skynard, or the Eagles. I like a variety of music. My favorite movies would have to be the Lost Boys, the original Lethal Weapon, and the Star Wars saga. War Games is also a killer movie. Well, ladies, good luck in finding what you seek on here, and if any gal out there wants a kind of old- fashioned, or even chivalrous guy, I might be near what you want. But time will answer all things.

My Ideal Person In recent years, I have developed a kind of affinity for the BBWs and I tend to have more of a bias now for women who have an ample or even large build, and even just a little extra padding. I figure it is all good, and I also have found that their boobs may be a bit bigger also! So, if you have a little more to love, I tend to like that. I don't do anorexia girls. I figure 42DD or larger ought to be good. Just kidding, but I like boobs, and bigger IS better in my ( admittedly shallow ) book. Besides, life is just too short not to enjoy EXACTLY what you like, right?

But I guess it is safe to say that I am seeking a nice woman with brains, but the Stones had said , "You can't always get what you want!" I accept the fact that there are no perfect people in the world, and I guess I just want someone who is REAL, honest, hard- working, and is there for me who I don't mind being there for. In truth, maybe my standards are too high, but I prefer someone real and down to earth over the phony types. I guess it sounds contradictory, but contradictions are endemic to U.S. culture middle 2010s America. I have accepted that. See the writings of Ayn Rand for further insight into this topic. Special bonus to anyone who is VERY familiar with her and her work.
So, I guess a business- oriented gal ( maybe an accountant who is good with books and such ) would be more than welcome, for self- sufficiency is a very big turn- on for me! Someone with real goals, (or even another late bloomer) might be quite welcome here.
I will also give very optimal consideration for:
1) Anyone who knows who Geddy, Alex, and Neal are, and especially their Ayn Rand connection!
2) Someone who knows which of the aforementioned bands sound best when they consist of David Gilmour, Roger Waters, Rick Wright, and Nick Mason, but also have Tim Renwick, Claire Torrey, and Dick Parry on saxophone ( only 1 hint there ).
3) Call me old- fashioned, but I'd also sort of like someone who knows who Jim Jones was, the connection of George Orwell to Van Halen, who knows what a wookie is. And who actually feels SORRY for R2- D2 when he gets kicked around! Strange humour, I admit, but that is ME.
4) Finally, I'd like someone who is fun, maybe happy- go- lucky, but most of all I want someone who is loving and can put up with my VERY SET IN THE WAYS behaviors. I guess I am looking for a nonexistent encyclopedia of usesless knowledge sort of like myself. I have concluded over the years that happiness is an illusion, and that life only has 2 certainties- taxes and death, and all else is icing on the cake.
5) I also might give VERY special consideration to anyone who remembers where they were and what they were doing in March 1981 when Ronald Reagan was shot, and the attendant world- events which took place around that time of that day. Obviously, I am dating myself, but it was big to those alive then.
Finally, I just want to say that I want to be able to share some nice things, maybe have a travel partner now and then, and I guess I also want the sex more as an icing on the cake. I also tend to like busty types and girly girls who have real big hearts. In the main, I guess it can be honestly said that I want a good woman who is getting by in this walk called life, but who cares for me and I can care for, and who I can know cares for me and will let me care for them. Good luck to all in their respective searches.
Ken.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Ozzy, Pink Floyd, and Rush.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Get rich and move to Hollywood, marry Ashley Judd, and have
a threesome with her, me and Sandra Bullock. YUMMMYY!!!
Hey, it's MY fantasy!

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
The earlier remark about Ashley Judd and Sandra Bullock.
Ashley sucks me off while Sandra sits on my face, and then
they switch. We all party all night long, and then wake up
the next morning and do it again!!!!

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